Nicole Richie was recently in Sydney, Australia to attend to the Golden Slipper carnival as she is their new ambassador. Whilst there she of course did a lot of press, but journalists were presented with a list of banned topics that they could not ask Nicole about.

The list: drugs, rehab, family, Cameron Diaz, The Simple Life, her adoption, Not There movement and #AskHerMore campaign involvement.

One journalist said “Basically all that was left to talk about was horses” after she toyed around asking if they could discuss the “penis jacket,” only to be told “absolutely not” by “one of [Nicole’s] 10 minders.”